I know you think the world is flat
That I should show respect for that
Opinion being individual
My point of view just as trivial.

I do indeed read mainstream media
The cavalcade of lies they feed ya
The starting point of your deception
You're unaware of your perception.

Einstein was indeed pretty bright
With you, the difference being slight
He's the brains and you're the might
We're all human ain't that right?

And all humans make mistakes
You hits the gas
He hit the brake
But you know Albert's profile's fake.

And you use your common sense
Light don't twist and light don't dent
Have you seen light that's bent?
The signals that the aliens sent?

I know you think the world is flat
The internet told you that
There's a secret cure for fat
that relies on this unusual fact

Medicine is not made to cure you
It's just a scam to assure you
Pay the rich and keep the poor
From knocking at their golden door

They only want to keep you ill
Sell you drugs, prescribe pills
Keep you working in the mills
While they seek their white male thrills

You don't follow those pursuits
The professionals in cahoots
Instead you simply seek the truth
As the chemtrails hit your roof

You sit inside safe and sound
Where you spend every pound
You've not yet earned
On bargains you cannot miss cause

You can tell the tit from tat
You can tell the shit from scat
You know real porn's the best
Leave the fake stuff to the rest

I know you think the world is flat
They know it too but hide the fact
To keep us all from finding out
Lest the people have some clout

Imagine what they could do
If the sheeple not like you
Looked for evidence of the fact
With or without the tin-foil hat

Buy a telescope and look
Read how it works in a book
Point it at the moon and sky
And find yourself that great big lie

Alternatively use your phone
And watch again conspiracy clips
Flat Earth or Bermuda ships
Jews with banks and big black dicks

It's all true, the earth is flat
But didn't you even wonder that
The very screen at which you look
The marvel from your pocket took

Is based on principles of science
QED and gauge invariance
Engineering maths and all
You weren't so good at those in school

But nevertheless they are true
And most fortunately for you
Because those very clever folk
Designed your phone and wrote

Papers that you'll never read
Based on more that sowed the seed
Of doubt within the church
So even they saw the earth

Makes elipses round the sun
They agreed it, not for fun
But because all can see
And no need to agree with me

But if you look, do the math
Like the makers of that app
The one you use all the time
The pleasure would be truly mine

If the world were really flat
And it ceased to function just like that
Maybe you'd be forced to see
The authors of conspiracy

I'd love to hear your final pledge
As you fall from the edge
And you righteously explain to me
The pitfalls of my fallacy

You were right, I'm so sorry
And you'll never convince me of my folly
But some things still don't make sense
Like how you paid for Trump with Pence.