So you were looking for a safe place to lie low while the whole thing blows over? And all you found was bad poetry?

Guess again. You will most certainly find bad poetry here. That's not a value judgement on the merit's of Doug's poetry. It's his style. You got that right, it's bad poetry and now nobody can dispute it. But like his broken morals and this broken website, it's not all that meets the eye. Believe me, it's safely hidden here. Nobody but nobody searches Google for "bad poetry". Keep looking. Enjoy. Stay safe. It's B.A.A.D.