Cofeve I said because I'm so prescient
You thought I was just your rich president?

Prescient, trust me, I know what it means
Believe me; swat teams making memes.

Melania had to look it up
While I watched two girls one cup.

I knew what it meant all along
Opposing views: always wrong.

A world in crisis, I'll find a meaning
Yours truly goes with his gut feeling.

COrona Fucking Everywhere Very Everything
I don't care that it's not even an acronym.

I can do better, I'm the president
Why did I fire the poet in residence?

Cofeve must mean something now,
A sign that shows the world just how

That thinking feeling in my gut
Is more than just McThrowing Up;

COrona For Everyone Very Everywhere.
It barely matters what I say,

Stop the press briefings every day,
Just tell them that I tweet and pray.

Cofeve must be a touch of genius;
Girl wash your hands before you touch my penis.

Cofeve definitely very profound
And if I doubled my inauguration crowd,

It's only because I got it made
and never pay for getting laid.

Coming to me, I feel it now,
The mercurial president who knows how

To tell the truth when they least expect.
Cofeve's my greatest brilliance yet.

China Origin Fever Expedite Ventilators Everywhere.
It could have been what I once said.

The Donald rebrands to tell the truth:
Colossal Overdrafts For Every Vulturine Enterprise.
AKA Bailouts to Buddies All Under One Roof.